Empirical Trench Coat

Comes folded in a tiny flat package and thus very wrinkled and creased. When I steamed it into shape to try it on, the tags came loose, so I can't return it. The buttons are not reinforced, so a hole will quickly form where they are sewn. The pocket edges are just tacked onto the fabric, which will cause another weak point. There is no lining at all. The fabric feels like a weird lint-attracting denim, and it is the color of raw milk, not white at all. I may wear it to the grocery store a few times.