58mm Polarized Aviator Sunglasses

I have to say, I'm aghast at the comfort level at one of the most esteemed brands in sunglasses. I bought the blue gradient, then returned them the next day because they hardly block the sun at all, the legs are too short, the lenses too heavy, the nose pads just fit "funny" (as well as feel cheap). As a result of the last three these constantly ride down my nose. I thought I'll try the polarized ones to see if they'll fit better--all existing problems are still there, plus these are even heavier. When they're on I'm constantly aware I have a pair of (uncomfortable) sunglasses on my face. When I talk or smile my cheeks run into the lenses and get them dirty which is a pet peeve of mine. I don't like having to wear a frozen face when I'm wearing my sunglasses. Tried Kate Spade, fit perfect. Tried Oakley, fit perfect. I got the Oakleys. The blue gradient sure looked cool, but looks were the only thing they have going for them. Honestly I'm super disappointed and in, well, disbelief.