Celine One-Piece Swimsuit

Listen, I’m normally a size 6, but I’ve been a bit chunky lately and figured an 8 would fit perfectly after a day of munching on snacks. I am barely holding it in whilst wearing this about my room. It feels like I’ve walked into one of those vacuum bags that sucks all the air out of it, and I’m just there, compressed and confused. The last time I was in a body of water minus my candlelit bathtub was when I was small and swimsuits were purchased for me by dear old mom. Am I outside of another secret joke with women’s clothing sizes where swimsuits are sized by the age you were when you were last in a pool? Because this would fit 8 year old me. On a side note, I do look kind of cute when I suck in my tummy…. So 4 stars.