Split Cuff Button-Up Top

I know that a quality silk blouse will set me back $300 and anything priced less will be shlock. So why did I swing for this blouse $59 disaster-- in three colors no less? Temporary insanity? Denial? Magical thinking? Now that I'm back on earth, let me give you some descriptors that come to mind: Poor quality (100 percent polyester, made in Vietnam!!), boxxy fit and to make absolutely sure that no one mistakes this crummy blouse for something classier, it's outfitted with ridiculous rhinestone buttons. All three bargain basement blouses are going back. But, Mrs. Lincoln, the three colors -- burgundy, cream and milk -- are quite nice.