Dec 5, 2024
Saxx Underwear: A Swing and a Miss for My Boys
I had high hopes for Saxx underwear with their much-hyped “BallPark” pouch. The idea of a hammock for the family jewels sounded life-changing. At first, it was great—secure, comfortable, and fancy enough to feel like I was investing in my nether-region well-being. But then, reality set in.
The net that’s supposed to cradle your boys? Polyester. And here’s the thing about polyester: over time, it becomes a five-star resort for odor and bacteria. Before long, my precious cargo wasn’t just cradled—it was itchy and annoyed, practically begging for an eviction notice. Turns out, the “BallPark” is also a breeding ground for fungal and yeast infections. Not exactly what I was going for.
I really wanted to love these. I bought six pairs—four from Nordstrom and two directly from their website. Around the same time, I decided to trial Costco’s Kirkland Signature boxer briefs, just to compare. Within a few months, it was no contest: I found myself consistently reaching for the Kirkland brand. They were just as comfortable, significantly cheaper, and lacked the whole “itchy ball net” problem.
And yes, I returned the Saxx pairs. Because one of life’s greatest joys is Nordstrom’s return policy. When a random brand charges you premium prices for something that doesn’t stand the test of time, it deserves to go back. Returns are the ultimate feedback loop for manufacturers.
In conclusion: The Saxx “BallPark” pouch may sound like a home run, but for me, it was more of a foul ball. Stick with the Kirklands—your balls (and your wallet) will thank you.
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Fit: Runs slightly small
Small
True to size
Large
- Size purchased:
- Medium
- Height:
- 5’8”
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