Pigeon Clutch

I bought this pigeon purse during my divorce because sometimes you need a quiet way to give someone the bird from across the room. My ex-husband says my spending was the problem. Interestingly, this purse holds more emotional intelligence than he ever managed, and unlike him, it actually holds its value. Capacity is decent. It fits one YSL lip gloss, two aspirins, and tissues for when he inevitably shows up with his “too little, too late” apology. The exterior wipes clean easily, which is convenient since I’m out of energy for things that just create problems. Also, the pigeon is a surprisingly nice size. Then again, I may just be used to disappointment. .